Thursday, June 9, 2016

The Juan Peralta Story

                                                       The Juan Peralta Story
                                                                    1968
                                                               A true Story
                                      Written 6/2011 rewritten 05/24/2016 unedited
                                                             Howard Yasgar


    When I first met Juan Peralta, he was a young mulatto boy about 14 years old. He was living with his mother and father in a small agricultural village called Isabella in the Dominican Republic. Juan had a dream, he wanted an education but there was little hope of him ever being able to get one living in his rural community. Then, just by chance, in 1968 I met Juan, and I had the opportunity to help him realize his dream.
    This is the story of how it happened.       
     In 1968, I had become extremely interested in searching for the gold of Christopher Columbus. I just knew that the gold was still in the Dominican Republic where Columbus had built his second Colony he called Isabella, The colony of Isabella was located on the countries north coast.
    I had read that once Columbus had established the colony, he, and his fellow colonists exploited the native Indians for as much gold as they could.  So after my studying in detail what had happened at the colony, I was totally convinced that there was plenty of gold that had been left behind by the colonists, as well as by Columbus and his family. I was absolutely sure there were caches of gold that had been buried by many of the unruly Spaniards, and I was sure that it was somewhere in the vicinity of the colony of Isabella.
    But, by the time I got there in 1968, with my friend Miguel, we couldn’t even find where the original colony had been. The maps all now showed a farming village that was called Isabella.
     I had read that when Columbus first established the colony of Isabella, he had to contend with a lot of young Spanish adventurers and former soldiers that had come with him. The adventurers were called “Los Hidalgo’s”, which meant the gentlemen in Spanish, but they were no gentlemen. They were a bunch of rich kids, the sons of the wealthy families in Spain, they came with Columbus only for the adventure and for the gold. Eventually many of these unruly colonists left the colony of Isabella just to get away from Columbus, many moved nearby, but to areas where Columbus couldn’t rule over them. So my theory was that those unruly colonists buried all their gold near where they lived, and over the years, very few of them survived long enough to be able to dig the gold up and return to Spain with it, so that’s why I believed that their  buried gold has never been found, and was still there.
    When I decided to make our first trip to the Dominican Republic, I enlisted the assistance of my good friend Miguel Marquez, He was a Cuban refugee that had escaped from Cuba in 1963. Miguel came to work for me, in Miami, and over the years, we became close friends. If it wasn’t for Miguel’s darker complexion we probably could have been taken for brothers. When Miguel first arrived in Miami he spoke only Spanish, so I had taught Miguel to speak English and he taught me his Cuban Spanish.
    Little did we know that on our first 1968 trip to the Dominican Republic the military would think that we were communist infiltrators sent by Fidel Castro to stir up trouble. I certainly couldn’t tell them that we were just there looking for Spanish gold, as removing antiquities without official permission was also illegal. So thinking to avoid problems I told the Government Officials that I was studying the history of Christopher Columbus, and Miguel was my assistant.
I don’t think they believed us, but they eventually let us go. After that, we were sure they were watching our every move.
     Using a Texaco gas station map, and several maps I had copied out of books, we drove from Santo Domingo to the City of Santiago de los Caballeros and then from there across the Cordillera mountain range to the town of Puerto Plata.
     From Puerto Plata we followed the maps to the village of Isabella. However once we arrived there, we determined that the present village of Isabella was not the original Columbus colony.
We asked several people, but it was almost like they had been told not to talk to us, thus we just wasted a lot of our time looking around. We then returned to Miami, but I knew I needed more exact information if I ever intended to find Columbus’s original colony.
     Over the past few years, I had developed a good relationship with Dr. Marc Bulliet, Marc was the chief archeologist of Haiti. I had decided to ask Marc for help, so I flew over to Port Au Prince in Haiti to see Marc, and he was nice enough to illegally borrow a map from the Haitian archives and give it to me. It was a copy of a 1776 map of the entire island of Hispanola made by the Spaniards for the King of Wales. Once I obtained that map, it was my key to locating the original Isabella colony, and once I found that, I was sure I could then find out where the rebelling colonists had moved to, and then using a metal detector, I could hopefully find their buried gold, and that was my plan.
    I went out and bought the best metal detector I could find and along with Marc’s map we took it to all to the Dominican Republic. Sure enough after using Marc’s map, Miguel and I were able to pinpoint exactly where the original Columbus colony of Isabella was located. But what we found was that the whole area had been bulldozed over by the government, and now it was part of a private farm growing some kind of crops. After discovering this, I thought about possibly digging a few holes to see if we could find some of the original Isabella colony building stones. I wasn’t expecting to find any artifacts of value, I just wanted to verify the colony’s existence. The sun was beating down on us so my good friend Miguel volunteered to do the digging and I didn’t argue with him, as the temperature was probably in the high ninety’s and the ground was very hard and dry. Miguel started digging and in a few minutes we had attracted quite a few local people watching us. I was standing there with a big pad and pencil, to make what we were doing look official.
    That’s when I noticed that one of the onlookers was a young mulatto boy that I took to be about 14 years old. He stood there sternly with his arms folded across his chest and a scowl on his face. After watching us for a few minutes, he asked us in Spanish, what we were doing. I told him we were trying to determine where the original Village of Isabella was. Then he became very serious, and he sternly advised me that we could go to jail for disturbing any historical relics. The boy spoke to me only in Spanish but I understood every word he said loud and clear.  I advised him, that we knew all about the antiquities laws and we had no intentions of disturbing anything. I became very concerned, because I knew we had no official permission to dig, and the last thing I needed was this kid calling the police over, we could end up in jail.
    It was noon time and we took a break, Miguel was sweating pretty heavy, so I suggested that we walk to the ocean to look for a place to slip into the water and cool off. At the ocean’s edge, we found a sandy spot and we both stripped down to our underwear and got in the water, but the water was very shallow and hotter than a bath tub. So we quickly got out of the water, and as I was dressing I could see the same young boy, he was about thirty feet away from us, squatting behind a bush and watching. He wasn’t hiding from us,  he was just sitting there and looking at us. Miguel, said hello, and asked him what his name was, and he replied that his name was Juan Peralta. Now, Miguel was always quite the comedian, so he started a friendly conversation with Juan, and before I knew it, Miguel and Juan were joking around. Juan’s face had changed he was now smiling. He asked me where we came from, and what we were doing there, I told him that I was a student of Christobal Colon (Christopher Columbus). And I was traveling with my friend Miguel who had originally escaped from Cuba. Juan was fascinated, he wanted to know more about America and more about us and Miami. I could see that he was really a very intelligent fellow, and I think we must have been the first foreigners he had ever spoken to. I could see that Juan was very curious if we had found anything yet pertaining to Columbus and the Spaniards.
I told him that we had brought a metal detector to look for old Spanish coins, but I could see he had no idea of what I was talking about. So, I asked him if he had ever seen a metal detector and he said no. So we all walked to where I had parked the car and I opened the trunk up, and assembled the metal detector. To test it, I threw two quarters on the ground, Miguel had himself just learned how to use the detector, but now here he was acting like he was an expert showing Juan how it buzzed when he put the round wand over one of the quarters. After a few minutes, I asked Miguel to let Juan try it I could see Juan was excited, he put on the head set and I could hear it buzz every time he passed the wand over a coin. Juan started walking all around the area picking up bottle caps and beer can tabs.
    After a while, he tired, and came back all smiles. I knew then that we had made a friend out of him. We sat down under a big tree and I told Juan what I had read regarding Columbus’s colony of Isabella. Juan said he learned about the colony from going to school and also from reading books and the newspapers. He said he had also learned about it by listening to local stories. Juan said that the original Columbus colony had been abandoned years ago after a hurricane and the local people came and removed all the original stone to build other buildings the nearby town of Puerto Plata. I then told Juan how I had read that Columbus had built a stone warehouse at the water’s edge. And how he had a window overlooking the sea so he could watch for ships with supplies coming from Spain. Juan smiled, he said that was all true and the floor of the warehouse was still there. He asked, “Did we want to see it”. I couldn’t believe it, and I said yes. So we walked along the water’s edge all the way back to where we had first met Juan. It was now low tide and sure enough Juan pointed to a hand laid stone floor with lots of broken Spanish roof tiles laying on it. I picked up a piece of roof tile and I could clearly see the finger and palm print of the Spanish colonist that had made the tile for Columbus 500 years ago. I saw Juan watching me, so I threw the piece of tile back down. As Miguel and Juan climbed back up the embankment, I picked up a smaller piece of the roof tile and put it in my pocket.
    Juan said that the government had bulldozed the area over many years ago, but storms and the constant lapping of the water had exposed the warehouse floor again.
    I asked Juan what he knew about the original native Indians that had lived there. Juan said he had heard all about what had happened. He said the Spaniards brought bad diseases that killed thousands of natives. He said the Spaniards also killed thousands of natives for no good reasons other than taking their food and whatever gold they had. Then Juan said lots of natives hid from the Spaniards in the mountains, and he said that he had visited one of their hiding places. I was very curious and I asked him more about it. Juan told us it was on a mountain top and no white man has ever seen it, nor has anyone from the government ever been there. I asked Juan if he would show it to us. He said we should come in the morning and he would take us there. Juan said he had an uncle that lived in the area, and his cousin had showed him the hiding place.
    In the morning we drove with Juan on back roads and trails, deep into the Cordillera mountain range. Then all of a sudden it was there, it was a mountain that looked like a haystack. We got out and climbed a long winding trail to the top. At the top, it appeared someone had been farming there. There were long rows of earth with piles of stones at the ends. I set up the metal detector and started checking along the rows that had been cleared. Immediately I saw a stone with all four sides ground down, it was some kind of Indian tool, so I put it in my pocket. Then I saw Juan and Miguel waving to me. I went over and saw they were standing right in the middle of the Indian village dump site. There were piles of oyster shells, and broken bowls. Some of the bowls had small clay heads all around them, and some had designs etched into them. When Juan wasn’t looking I put a few small clay heads and pottery shards in my pocket.
    On our drive back, I asked Juan if he knew anything about the Isabella colonists rebelling against Columbus, and moving away from the colony. He said he knew that many colonists moved out of the colony and made their homes in the woods. He had heard that some of those colonists had as many as 5 Indian wives. I asked Juan if he could show us where they had lived. But Juan said it would be difficult as it was over 500 years since the colonists had built huts there, and many different families had moved onto the properties over the years, some had even built shacks on them. I didn’t tell Juan that I had a theory about those early colonists possibly having built small gold smelters on their land, and I hoped that possibly the remnants would still be there, and if I could find one furnace, surely with a little luck there would be gold buried nearby. Juan said that most of the old homesteads now had people living on them, but he knew of a couple of places that had been abandoned. On the second site he showed us, there was an old shack falling down, but there was also a suspicious small pile of rocks near it. As Miguel and Juan were walking in what was left of the shack, I looked for a likely place to check with the metal detector. I said to myself, if I had lived there 500 years ago, where, would I have buried my gold. I Turned on the metal detector and swung it near a tree next to a boulder and it started buzzing. I shut it off right away so no one would heat it. I kicked the earth by the tree root and believe it or not a small piece of gold appeared. I put it in my pocket as if nothing had happened.   
    The next day Miguel and I left the Dominican Republic for Miami. I kept in touch with Juan on a regular basis, he wrote me often, his letters were always in Spanish. Then he told me that he could move in with an aunt in the city of Santiago de los Caballeros where he could attend High School so I assisted him financially for clothes and books. Then from that High School it was on to the Universidad Autonoma de Santo Domingo. And soon after Juan graduated from the University, he was offered the government position of inspector of rural schools at a salary of $40.00 a month, Juan was so happy, hid dream had come true. A year or so later he wrote to tell me he had saved enough money to rent a small house for his parents. His letter to me was now in English. He invited me to come to his parents new home, Juan said he wanted to have a party for us, so my wife and I went. The house was really just a wooden shack but it was heaven for Juan’s parents. And for the party, Juan had bought a large watermelon, it was wonderful.
    In late 1986, I received a letter from Juan, it was written in beautiful English. The letter said he was in the United States, and would like to visit us in Miami.
    On the very day Juan arrived at our house, we had guests from Australia staying with us, and that evening Juan told us his story. He said that while he was attending college he had a relationship with one of his professors. The professor was now retired and moving to France. So to join the professor, Juan had entered the United States illegally and was working as a press man in a laundry in New Jersey. He said that he intended to buy a phony passport that would allow him to follow the professor to France.
     The next day, we all took a trip to Key West in my wife Katherine’s 1982 Cadillac, Katherine and I were in front seat and Juan in the rear seat between our friends Neil and Rosalyn from Australia. We all had a good time, and when we returned to Miami, Juan said good bye to us all and then left to return to New Jersey, and I have never heard from Juan Peralta since, I hope he made it to France.


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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

The Obvious Man of Culture story


                                        The Obvious man of Culture story
                                                                          1982
                                       A true story about how I met my wife Katherine
                                           Written 2/2010 Re-written 5/24/2016
                                                                 Howard Yasgar
   
                                    
In 1982 I had been a bachelor for several years, and I was living in an apartment complex in Miami, called Tahoe springs.
To take up some of my time I went to the Miami Humane Society with my daughter.
They had a cute little hairy black female puppy that they said was called a Schnoodle, it was a combination of a poodle and a schnauzer.
They said the puppy was about 8 months old and had been abandoned, and they had already named the dog Sammy.
I had heard that when picking out a puppy, you should gently pinch it, so it would yelp and run away, then after a few seconds if the puppy returned to you, it meant that it was a forgiving dog and would be a good pet.
I don’t know who said that, but Sammy yelped and ran under a chair and stayed there.
Well I took Sammy anyway, because her big eyes sparkled and her tongue hung out.
I paid the Humane Society to spay her and give her all the shots. A couple of days later I picked up my new buddy Sammy.
I decided that because I had plenty of free time I would train Sammy, and teach her silent hand commands.
So every evening I would work with Sammy, and after several weeks she understood quite a few commands.
Eventually It got to the point that Sammy would walk and follow beside me without a leash.
Then one evening we were taking a walk and Sammy just ran off.
I called for her until late in the evening but to no avail.
I finally returned to my apartment, sadly resigned to the fact that Sammy was gone.
In the morning I had breakfast, and as I was ready to leave for work, I opened the apartment door and there was Sammy huffing away with her tongue hanging out.
Where she went or why, I will never know, but  she never did that again, and she never needed a leash when we went for walks.
One evening there was an advertisement on TV for a new wine called Coconetta.
I was not a big wine drinker but I Liked coconuts, so I went and bought a bottle.
I already knew it was just a junk novelty wine and would probably disappear shortly.
One summer day, I was walking Sammy around the Tahoe Springs apartment complex and I sat down by one of the swimming pools.  
Two women that were sunning there, and they  called my cute little Sammy over to pet her.
I waited a few minutes and I walked over to retrieve my puppy, and that’s when I first met Katherine and her mother JoAnn.
They commented on how nice and well trained Sammy was.
I thanked them, but after that I was a little stumped for words.
I had no idea of what to say to two pretty women, and the only thing I could think of was that I had just bought a bottle of a very cheap wine called Coconetta.  
For some reason the Coconetta wine was all I could think to talk about, so I asked Katherine and her mom if they had ever tried it? and they both said “No”.
That was my cue, I immediately volunteered to go up to my apartment and get the bottle of wine for them to try.
I came back down to the pool with a tray.
On the tray  I had had three wine glasses and the bottle of Coconetta.
Katherine immediately observed that the Coconetta was a white wine, and the three wine glasses I brought were white wine glasses.
So to her it was obvious  that I was a man of culture, a man who knew the difference between white wine and red wine glasses.
What Katherine didn’t know that as a bachelor  I only had four glasses in my whole apartment, and one was a big beer mug that I knew was inappropriate for drinking any kind of wine.
The rest of the story is history.

               
             

Friday, March 11, 2016

The Caterpillar Starter Kit Story


    The Caterpillar Starter Kit Story
                                                                    1978
                                 The story of a unique invention that got its start in Cuba
                                           Written 2010 Re-written 02/06/2016
                                                            Howard Yasgar

I am pretty sure everyone has heard the expression “Necessity is the Mother of Invention”, well this story is a classic example of just that.
In 1978, I was fortunate enough to have met two enterprising Cuban refugees that had come to the United States when  Fidel Castro had taken over their country in 1958.
While they were in Cuba, these two fellows had invented a system that converted Caterpillar Diesel engines over to using electric starting  motors.
They had invented the kits while they were still in Cuba.
Up until 1969, most of the Caterpillar diesel engines that were used in bulldozers, required a pony motor to start them up.
A pony motor was a specially built small gasoline engine.
Prior to starting the large Caterpillar diesel, the small pony motor was started, it warmed the diesel engines oil and the water.
Once the oil was warm enough, a gear on the pony motor engaged with the flywheel gear on the diesel engine to start it up.
Bulldozers, because of the rough work they do, require constant maintenance and repairs to keep them running, the pony motors just wore out.
For many years the repair and rebuilding of the pony engines was not too difficult a project to do, primarily it was because the Caterpillar Tractor Company made pony engine replacement parts available.
Up until the 1970’s a Pony engine could economically be rebuilt, but then the Caterpillar Tractor Company started raising the prices of the parts prior to  discontinuing them.
Soon locating the parts needed to  rebuild the pony motor became a very expensive project.
A solution was needed and these two enterprising and inventive Cubans solved it.
They invented a way to replace the pony motor with an electric starter.
By designing special adapters and gears, they were able to replace the pony motors with an economical heavy duty electric starter motor.
Their innovative invention was a combination of adapters and helical gears and it saved thousands dollars for owners of pre 1969 Caterpillar tractors, they no longer had to rebuild pony motors.
Now one might ask, what’s the big deal, when the Caterpillar engine and pony motor wears out why not just throw the bulldozer away and buy a new one.
The answer is simple, Caterpillar Bulldozers are very expensive, and many thousands of bulldozer’s are owned by people that use them intermittently.
For example,  a farmer, may use his bulldozer once a week or perhaps once a month.
Caterpillar bulldozers are so good that farmers are still using machines that were made back in 1939.
It was people like farmers that needed an economical solution to keep their equipment running.
In 1978, my Company located in Miami Florida, was assembling new heavy duty diesel starter motors. Our market was truck parts dealers and exporters.
One day, I was approached by two fellows, they introduced themselves as Willy Silva and Geronimo Lazo.
Willy was perhaps in his 30’s and he didn’t look Cuban, he was blonde and light skinned, Geronimo appeared to be in his late 40’s or 50’s and had a darker complexion.  
Willy spoke flawless English but Geronimo spoke only Spanish.
Willy said they were originally from Cuba and they had escaped when Fidel Castro took over the country in 1958.
They said that they had started a  company in Miami called “U.S. Tractor Company”.
Willy said that they would be interested in purchasing our 24 Volt, heavy duty starter motors.
When we sat down to discuss prices, Willy mentioned that the starters they needed didn’t have to have front housings on them.
He said Geronimo would install their special  front housing at their facility.
I had never had anyone ask me for an incomplete starter like that before.
I asked them what they were going to use the starters for, but they were hesitant to tell me, and they became evasive.
I realize now that they were concerned that I might copy what they were doing, and they didn’t want me to know what they had invented.
They said they would need 20 to 30 starters per month, but they wanted a special price, because they would not be needing the  front housings.
Other than their being evasive, Willy appeared to be a very smart fellow, especially when it came to dealing with electrical parts. Since making electrical parts was my business, I took an immediate liking to Willy.
I tried talking to Willy’s partner in Spanish, but I could see he was also uneasy and became evasive with me as to what they were doing with the starters.
Over the next few years Willy and I became friends, and every week when he would come by to pick up a load of starters, we would sit in my office and talk for awhile.
Willy told me that before they escaped from Cuba, he and Geronimo were both in the industrial tractor business in Cuba.
Geronimo was one of the leading specialists in rebuilding Caterpillar tractors on the island.
Willy said that when Castro took over the country in 1958, he confiscated all the private owned businesses, and that was when Willy and Geronimo fled Cuba for the United States.
Willy said he and Geronimo, had been friends in Cuba for a long time and because they both came to the United State at exactly the same time, they went into business together.  
I liked talking to Willy.
As time passed, Willy and Geronimo’s  business with us increased.
Then one day in early 1983, Willy Silva came to see me, he was alone.
He confided in me that “Geronimo and I are ready to kill each other, we are arguing every day”.
Willy had a brochure in his hand and he gave it to me.
The brochure was from their company, U.S. Tractor, and it had pictures of several Caterpillar starter motor kits in it, that were all using my starters.
It was the first time I had ever seen their brochure, or I had any idea of what they were doing with the starter motors they were buying from me.
I quickly realized that it was the big secret that they were always keeping from me.
Willy explained, he said that he and Geronimo were assembling electric starter motor kits to convert Caterpillar diesel tractor engines over from using a pony motor.
So now I knew exactly what they were doing with my starter motors.
Willy said, “Geronimo Lazo was one of the smartest Caterpillar mechanics he ever met, and in Cuba, he had crawled under every model of Caterpillar Tractor to design the starter kits.
Willy said, “Geronimo was the first guy to invent all the adapters required to convert the Caterpillar diesel engines to work using electric starters.”
Willy said, “Today, in 1983, to rebuild a Caterpillar pony motor, costs around $6000.00 and the parts were now obsolete, and difficult to find.”
He said customers that owned Caterpillar diesel bulldozers were all so happy to be able to buy the electric starter kit made by their company.
Willy said that he really liked his partner Geronimo, but there was a problem.
Willy wanted to expand the business and go into building and exporting AC generator sets, but Geronimo didn’t want to do it.
Willy, said, “Geronimo is a genius, but because he spoke no English, he needed someone to work with him, and that was one of the real reasons they had become partners and formed their company”.
Willy said, “He and Geronimo were always afraid that if I found out what they were doing, I would copy Geronimo’s invention, because he had never patented it.”
Willy said, “The problem was, he felt that their Company, U.S. Tractor, was now hindering him from doing the generator set business that he had always wanted to do”.
Willy said, “I always wanted to design and manufacture generator sets, as I have an electrical engineering degree, but Lazo just didn’t want to do it”.
Willy said that this problem had been bothering him for several years.
He was very unhappy, and he had finally decided to break up his relationship with Geronimo, but he was very concerned about what would happen to Geronimo after he broke up their company.     That’s when Willy said, that he had a proposition for me.
Willy said that Geronimo was the inventor of all the adapters used in the starting kits, and he had all the original patterns and molds to make the parts.
Also, he said that Geronimo had sourced all the angle gears that were needed to convert my starters to fit the Caterpillar engines.
Willy suggested that my company start making the kits, and we could continue buying the adapters and special gear parts from Geronimo.
This would give Geronimo a source of income and Willy would have a clear conscience about breaking up his business relationship with him.
Willy also said, our company would probably need to use Geronimo as a consultant, as he knew everything about the Caterpillar tractors and engines, and Geronimo could answer any customer’s technical questions.
Willy said he knew that Geronimo would be mad at him, but he had no alternative, and he trusted that I would do the right thing financially with Geronimo.
Boy, was I surprised, now all of a sudden, after all these years, of being evasive, Willy now said he trusted me.
The next day, Geronimo Lazo came by to tell us the exact same story that Willy had told us.
Geronimo said that Willy was destroying a perfectly good company and he was pretty mad about it.
He said he thought Willy was crazy to want to go in the generator set business.
I told Geronimo not to worry, we would take over the production and sales of the kits and he could supply all the parts that he wanted to, and he could earn a good living doing it.
For us, the prospect of our entering into a new type of business was exciting.
As we started making the Caterpillar kits and selling them, I noticed a whole new attitude on the part of Geronimo.
All the years that I had felt that Geronimo hadn’t trusted me, and now I found him eager to want to teach me everything that he knew about the Caterpillar parts business.
We took U.S. Tractor’s catalog and put all the information in our computer, then we started advertising in several tractor magazines which included the yellow paper, “Rock and Dirt”.
By late 1983, Geronimo had become like a father to me.
Every time we had a technical question, he would come over and study the Caterpillar microfiche until he had an answer.
We continued selling the starter kits, and it was a lot of fun, because we now we were having daily calls from contractors and farmers calling us from all over the country. They were all wanting to buy starter conversion kits.
We couldn’t believe that so many pre 1969 Caterpillar tractors were still out there, and still working every day.
We were also amazed that some of the farmers that called had Caterpillar bulldozers that were built in 1939, and they were still using them.  
Every phone call we received became a technical adventure for us, because Caterpillar Tractors had so many variations in the design of their equipment.
Sometimes it was difficult to determine which kit fit a particular machine.  But fortunately we always had Geronimo Lazo to figure everything out for us.
We had quite customers in Alaska that wanted electric start kits.
When we told them there was no way to to warm the water and oil, they didn’t care, they said they would build a wood fire under their engine to warm it up.
Some said that in the cold Alaska climate, once they started their Caterpillar bulldozer up, they never shut it off until the project was completed.
One of the most amazing things about Geronimo Lazo’s starter kits were the helical angle gears he had had located, they meshed with Caterpillars helical tooth flywheels.
From an engineering standpoint, his angled gears should never have worked, but they did, and they worked fine.
We still get occasional calls for the kits but it’s finally slowing down. those Caterpillar bulldozers built from 1939 to 1969 are finally disappearing.
                                  

The Screwdriver Story


                                                     The Screwdriver Story
                                                                 1956
                                                            A true Story
                                            Written 4/ 2013 Re-written 2/2016
                                                          Howard Yasgar

I know that there is something important that I should have learned from this screwdriver story.
Thou shall not lie, comes to mind.
However, we must take in consideration that I was only 16 years old at the time the story took place.
Back in in 1956, I only bought “Craftsman tools”, it was because Sears and Roebuck advertised if one of their tools wore out, or broke, they would happily replace it, providing it had not been subjected to misuse or abuse.
I think they still have the same policy today.
It was a good sales gimmick as how could anyone turn down buying a tool with a lifetime warranty.
Craftsman tools were well made, they used hardened chrome plated alloy steel, and they knew that their tools rarely failed or wore out.
Another thing was that besides from their tools being so well made, and carrying a lifetime warranty, there was always was a Sears Roebuck store within driving distance from wherever you were.
So, as a budding mechanic, at age 16,  I was sold on the Craftsman line of tools.
In the winter of 1956, I had a 1940 Ford convertible.
I parked in our backyard, in front of our garage, I had converted the garage into a workshop.
It was extremely cold that winter, so I dressed up really warm and went out to my backyard to start my car up.
The temperature that morning must have been far below freezing, it probably was close to zero or even below that.
I got into the driver’s seat, and tried starting the car, it didn’t start, the battery was stone dead.
I had a battery charger, but it was in the trunk of the car.
I got out and tried turning the key in the cars trunk.
It turned but the trunk was frozen shut.
I went in the garage and looked into my tool box I needed something to pry the trunk open with.
Fortunately I had a jumbo Craftsman screwdriver.
I rarely ever used it because it was so big. It was about 15 inches long and made out of ½ inch square hardened steel.
I took it outside, then I put the key in the trunk and I put the jumbo screwdriver between the trunk lid and the car body. Then, as I turned the key, I pushed down on the screwdriver.
To my surprise the shaft on the screwdriver just snapped in half.
Now this was not a small screwdriver, the shaft was ½ inch square.
I knew early on that at extremely low temperatures metal becomes brittle. So I knew I shouldn’t have used that screwdriver as a pry bar in such cold weather.
I wondered if  Sears Roebuck would give me a new one.
I was planning on heading to Hamden Connecticut that morning and I knew there was a Sears Roebuck store there.
I put another battery in the car, and took the broken screwdriver to the Sears store in Hamden.      
At the Sears store I parked in their parking lot, which was freshly plowed.
I was one of the very few cars there that morning, as it was still freezing cold.
I went into the store, and up the escalator to the Craftsman tool section.
I was carrying my broken Craftsman screwdriver in two pieces.
There was a salesman in the tool department and I handed him the 2 pieces of my screwdriver, and I asked him my lifetime warranty replacement.
The salesman looked at the two pieces, then he looked at me and said, “How the hell did you ever break this?”
Well I wasn’t going to tell him that I was using the screwdriver like a pry bar to open my frozen trunk.
So I said, sir, all I did was turn a screw and the screwdriver broke.
He looked me in the eye and said, you must be kidding, you can’t break a screwdriver like this turning a screw.
He said, “I have worked for Sears for 20 years and never saw one of these giant  screwdrivers broken like this”.
It has a guarantee doesn’t it?  I said, with a straight face.
Yes he said, but the warranty excludes misuse, or abuse of our tools.
So again I gave him my best innocent look.
The salesman looked a little disgusted at me, but he went to a cabinet and took out another jumbo screwdriver and handed it to me. He was shaking his head as he did it.
I said thank you, and I went down the escalator and out of the store into the parking lot.
It was still freezing cold, and my trunk still wouldn’t open.
I put my key back into the trunk lock and put the screwdriver under the trunk lid like a crowbar and I pushed down on it, and again the heavy duty screwdriver snapped in two pieces, just like the first one had done.
The next day, the temperature went up, to about 40 degrees and my trunk lid popped open, just like always did.